I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
