Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I just had sex on a roof
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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