yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Randomize
