Apparently you make a good broom.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Randomize
