Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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