Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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