i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Randomize
