Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
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