THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
