Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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