I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Randomize
