Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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