What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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