I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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