question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
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So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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