You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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