I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
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