what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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