i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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