eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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