people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
