FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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