C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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