Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i came on her dog
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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