He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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