Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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