you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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