is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
