yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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