Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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