problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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