No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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