Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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