everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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