You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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