im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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