You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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