Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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