she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
