you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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