He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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