I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Randomize
