dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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