the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
What a dumb baby whore.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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