You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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