she was so not down for the gang bang
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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