doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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