Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
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