He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Randomize
