OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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