Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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