shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
thus making me awesome and them whores
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
i out mim tonsoeep
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