and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
This baby is an asshole
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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